Ah online dating, where a 500 word essay will be the procurement of companionship. Screw that, I'm a lazy whirlwind of crazy. You'll probably hate me, find my ego deplorable and smack me for being perverted although I'm progressive, strong-willed and I don't give a **** about much of anything. I'm no gentleman, don't even ask. You'd be an idiot to send me a message. Run before you make a mistake.

I'm a serious science fiction fan, especially Star Trek. I watch it several times a week, even if I've seen it a thousand times. Now my Trekkie status doesn't limit me to just Trek; I'm a Brown Coat Wholigan, who lives for 42. I have sailed the great dunes of Arakis on a Shai-Hulud, jumped in that little blue box thousands of times, wondered who was a Skinjob, and never forgot my towel. I will never trust a lizard man in a tunic, I've been blasted into deep space with Martin Landau, I've fought the Chigs above and beyond the stars, I've run from floating arms with Lexx, played with hawk-humanoids in the 25th century, and ate cup noodles while Ein smiled happily wagging her tail.