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 colton  Offline offline

 53 yr old Male
 New Jersey, USA (Lagos)
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About Me
I really don’t have a particularly clever opening line but I did read once that the top five mistakes men make in their online profiles are: 1) posing with a dead animal (Addendum to #1 – some claim to have killed the animal using only his bare hands and a sharp stick) (Addendum to the Addendum – examine photos carefully for psychotic look in the eyes and maniacal grin, the claim could be true) ; 2) poor grammar and spelling (‘nuff said – note the irony); 3) tasteless photos such as posturing shirtless in front of a bathroom mirror while taking a selfie (Addendum to #3 – what he is thinking when he posts the photo: “Ou lá lá!”) (Addendum to the Addendum – what she is thinking when she sees the photo: “Eww, no, no!”); 4) trying to oversell himself as a “nice guy” (warning – too much emphasis on being a “nice guy” could be code for no arrests in the last three months and only one active restraining order); and 5) making serial killer jokes (I have no idea if that is true but I did read that these kinds of “jokes” are a common mistake in profiles. If it is the case, it is so disconcertingly creepy I have no humorous comment to add).
Interest
There are so many things I’m interested in it’s hard to capture in here but maybe I can sum it up in a sentence or so. I’m the kind of man when I pass you on the street you may think “great suit” or “great shoes” (I know you look) and think, who can also fix your car, computer, or plumbing; plan a detailed vacation; cook a great meal; and surprise you by knowing about things that you wouldn’t think I knew about in a million years. Oh, and i'll probably make you laugh too...I'm not so sure I believe in soul mates really, but kinda think there are probably several people out there that you can be compatible with.. if that is the case it is certainly easier said than done. I guess the good news is that I'm just looking for only ONE (that special one)...In dating and relationships, chemistry is important. I’m pretty open as far as race, age, height, etc. and am not going to make a big list of what I look for except to say I know what I like when I see it..Just a brief overview about me, if you're interested to know more you'd have to leave me a message then we can finish this over dinner.
Relationships
Divorced
Body type
About average
Ethnic background
Caucasian
Religious affiliation
Christian
Height
177 cm
Smoke
Non Smoker
Drink
Regular Drinker
Sports/Exercise
Exercise occasionally
Languages
English
Daily diet
Vegetarian
Highest education
Graduate/Masters Degree
Occupation
Self-employed
Sign
Body art
No, never think about it
Have kids
Yes
Want kids
No
Intent
Looking For A Relationship
 

colton

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